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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:11

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

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Moonraker

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

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